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Bad Day Makes For Aboriginal Hate

This is the most horrible thing I hope to read or think about today, but it had me rapt.

This was grabbed from the “popular” tumbl section minutes ago

Today, so far, I have killed an eagle in a government car, been pulled over by the cops and was subjected to calling my boss to prove I fucking work for the government, been spat at by a group of aboriginals (one of them also pushed my shoulder with his fist and yelled “fuckin’ faggot” at me) and to top it all off, I was almost in a head-on collision with a semi-trailer that wasn’t my fault.

I burst out crying as soon as the eagle went under the car. I feel so bad for killing something so magnificent. I saw it’s eyes before it was sucked under the front and I lost it. There was no way I couldve swerved to miss it. I was doing 90 around a corner and it was right there on the road. I feel so awful.

The Australian police are cunts. That’s all I have to say really.

And from this point on there will be no bullshit about my opinion on indigenous Australians. They are the most filthiest, most vile, most worthless creatures to defile this planet and I don’t give a flying fuck about how much of a racist that makes me. No one should be subjected to public abuse but it just so happens the fucking boongs of central Queensland love to heckle me. Aboriginals need gas chambers, Australia needs a Hitler.

And finally, when I saw the semi-trailer speeding around the corner on my side of the road, I actually had a moment of thinking “I’m not going to slam my brakes and swerve off the road”. Which is fucked, you know, but this whole day has been fucked. I just really need some Valium or a large quantity of liquor. Maybe both.

I want to get drunk with this dude and fire our guns into the air. Then steal a school bus and crash it into a mervyns and rape all the manequins. The next day I’ll politefully excuse myself and pick bits of mannquin fluff out of my beard. And then probably go to church because if that’s not rock bottom everyone should be terrified. If church is closed I shall eat the head off a kitten.

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